commands/bandname.go

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-package commands
-
-import (
-	"math/rand"
-	"strings"
-	"sync"
-
-	tgbotapi "github.com/go-telegram-bot-api/telegram-bot-api/v5"
-)
-
-type BandnameCommand struct{}
-
-var (
-	bandnameOnce  sync.Once
-	randomArticle = []string{"the", ""}
-	randomAdj     = []string{
-		"massive", "gargantuan", "scorched", "spiteful", "hateful", "deadly", "unwise", "ignorant",
-		"disgusting", "fearless", "honest", "fleeting", "bloody", "foolish", "unmoving", "black", "sick", "diseased",
-		"undead", "terrible", "unkind", "burning", "disgraced", "conflicted", "malicious", "unclean", "dirty", "unwashed",
-		"muddy", "sickly", "fearless", "moon-lit", "bony", "skeletal", "burning", "flaming", "savage", "wild", "gold",
-		"silver", "overgrown", "wild", "untamed", "ethereal", "ghostly", "haunted", "buried", "nuclear", "radioactive",
-		"mutated", "accidental", "selfish", "self-serving", "hypocritical", "wicked", "dastardly", "dreadful", "obscene",
-		"filthy", "vulgar", "vile", "worthless", "despicable", "cruel", "inhuman", "bloodthirsty", "vicious", "sadistic",
-		"diabolical", "abominable", "bitter", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "",
-	}
-	randomNounPlural = []string{
-		"excuses", "clocks", "machines", "needles", "cultists", "slayers", "tyrants", "sound",
-		"vision", "sight", "taste", "smell", "trumpets", "wanderers", "sirens", "kings", "queens", "knights", "priests",
-		"liars", "ogres", "devils", "angels", "demons", "screams", "cries", "pigs", "fiends", "locusts", "worms", "ravens",
-		"vultures", "theives", "warnings", "bodies", "bones", "fingers", "hands", "mouths", "ears", "tongues", "eyes",
-		"magic", "men", "women", "promises", "confessions", "kingdoms", "kisses", "fists", "suns", "moons", "stars", "weight",
-		"altars", "tombstones", "monuments", "rain", "artifacts", "wizards", "warlocks", "barbarians", "druids", "warriors",
-		"monks", "diamonds", "hoard", "embers", "ashes", "swamps", "mountains", "plains", "rivers", "islands", "forests",
-		"mines", "dungeons", "tombs", "hills", "sons", "daughters", "spires", "pyramids", "crypts", "catacombs", "shrines",
-		"pits", "whores", "bandits", "stains", "delusion", "mistakes", "weapons", "chains", "pillars", "beasts", "creatures",
-	}
-	randomNounSingular = []string{
-		"reason", "famine", "disease", "death", "war", "hatred", "sadness", "fear", "rage",
-		"terror", "awe", "disgust", "pain", "suffering", "misery", "avarice", "malice", "lust", "filth", "dirt", "skin",
-		"control", "pride", "decay", "flesh", "bone", "stone", "metal", "iron", "steel", "burden", "memory", "sorrow", "fire",
-		"hell", "silence", "loathing", "contempt", "revulsion", "horror", "abomination", "devastation", "dismay", "dread",
-		"panic", "frenzy", "hysteria", "grief", "remorse", "woe", "anguish", "misery", "desolation", "misfortune", "mourning",
-		"despair", "lamentation", "faith", "eternity", "gloom", "melancholy", "regret", "distress",
-	}
-)
-
-func (b BandnameCommand) Name() string {
-	return "bandname"
-}
-
-func (b BandnameCommand) Help() string {
-	return "Generate a random metal band name"
-}
-
-func (b BandnameCommand) Execute(update tgbotapi.Update, bot *tgbotapi.BotAPI) {
-	// Generate band name: [article] [adj] [plural noun] of [singular noun]
-	parts := []string{
-		randChoice(randomArticle),
-		randChoice(randomAdj),
-		randChoice(randomNounPlural),
-		"of",
-		randChoice(randomNounSingular),
-	}
-	// Remove empty strings and extra spaces
-	name := strings.Join(filterNonEmpty(parts), " ")
-	msg := tgbotapi.NewMessage(update.Message.Chat.ID, name)
-	msg.ParseMode = "Markdown"
-	bot.Send(msg)
-}
-
-func randChoice(arr []string) string {
-	return arr[rand.Intn(len(arr))]
-}
-
-func filterNonEmpty(arr []string) []string {
-	var out []string
-	for _, s := range arr {
-		if strings.TrimSpace(s) != "" {
-			out = append(out, s)
-		}
-	}
-	return out
-}
-
-func init() {
-	Register(BandnameCommand{})
-}

commands/gayname.go

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-package commands
-
-import (
-	"encoding/json"
-	"math/rand"
-	"os"
-	"sync"
-
-	tgbotapi "github.com/go-telegram-bot-api/telegram-bot-api/v5"
-)
-
-type GaynameCommand struct{}
-
-var (
-	gaynameData struct {
-		First []string `json:"first"`
-		Last  []string `json:"last"`
-	}
-	gaynameOnce sync.Once
-)
-
-func loadGaynameData() {
-	file, err := os.Open("json/gayname.json")
-	if err != nil {
-		gaynameData.First = []string{"Failed"}
-		gaynameData.Last = []string{"to load"}
-		return
-	}
-	defer file.Close()
-	json.NewDecoder(file).Decode(&gaynameData)
-}
-
-func (g GaynameCommand) Name() string {
-	return "gayname"
-}
-
-func (g GaynameCommand) Help() string {
-	return "Your gay name"
-}
-
-func (g GaynameCommand) Execute(update tgbotapi.Update, bot *tgbotapi.BotAPI) {
-	gaynameOnce.Do(loadGaynameData)
-	user := update.Message.From
-	var result string
-	if user != nil && user.LanguageCode == "pl-PL" {
-		result = user.FirstName + " aka FILTHY PIECE OF RETARD POLAK MIDGETSHIT"
-	} else {
-		first := gaynameData.First[rand.Intn(len(gaynameData.First))]
-		last := gaynameData.Last[rand.Intn(len(gaynameData.Last))]
-		result = user.FirstName + " aka " + first + " " + last
-	}
-	msg := tgbotapi.NewMessage(update.Message.Chat.ID, result)
-	bot.Send(msg)
-}
-
-func init() {
-	Register(GaynameCommand{})
-}